I’m still getting the hang of a Tue + Fri posting schedule. It’s been a B U S Y week. Been extra motivated and productive the past several days, and just been basking in my achievements really. It feels so good knowing I have to do something then I just. do. it. Instead of procrastinating for weeks or months like I usually do, and going into a dark spiral as a result.
Also, I got back on the apps after a four-month, very necessary hiatus. Was honestly going on too many dates and getting too much d*ck. Serial dating is exhausting. I’m back on the market but with a different vision: loOkiNg fOr sOmeThiNg SeRiouS nOt cAsuAL.
I have a date with a pretty cool art collector next week. Monday I have a date with a sous chef who now lives in LA and works at a Michelin star restaurant (after having done a stint at a three Michelin star restaurant in NY). Real tweezer shit. Chefs have the worst schedule for dating, but maybe that works out for me cos I thrive in life + love when I have ample space to get my shit done (I used to chronically date long distance only). Then in August I’m meeting someone else from NY. That one’s top notch and top secret (and maybe sloppy toppy).
How do I find these people you ask? No I don’t have Raya (Raya feels like it’s probably just full of WeHo influencers with no brain). I’m just.. extremely picky about who I match with now. Sure there are plenty of cute/hot guys (ok not plenty) on the regular apps, but are they smart? Are they successful? Do they live alone? Do they know how to cook and clean (sexist I know)? Do they know how to work wood and fix a car (not sexist)? Do they know how to make this small delicate p*ssy cum? ARE THEY FUCKING HILARIOUS? Likely not.
If you’re just looking to fuck, there are plenty of options. But if you’re like me and actually want something you won’t get bored of in a month and want some actual stimulating conversation, options are limited. But those sweet lil papis do exist if you just let go and let god (ie: if you look hard enough). Trust me, babe, they’re out there.
Damn maybe I should just do a fucking LISTICLE a la Therapy Tips but Dating App Tips.
But ya, I’m excited for everything currently. Life is good life is great life is a fucking popsicle and I’m going to suck it.
OOPS SORRY FOR THE LAG
OOPS SORRY FOR THE LAG
OOPS SORRY FOR THE LAG
I’m still getting the hang of a Tue + Fri posting schedule. It’s been a B U S Y week. Been extra motivated and productive the past several days, and just been basking in my achievements really. It feels so good knowing I have to do something then I just. do. it. Instead of procrastinating for weeks or months like I usually do, and going into a dark spiral as a result.
Also, I got back on the apps after a four-month, very necessary hiatus. Was honestly going on too many dates and getting too much d*ck. Serial dating is exhausting. I’m back on the market but with a different vision: loOkiNg fOr sOmeThiNg SeRiouS nOt cAsuAL.
I have a date with a pretty cool art collector next week. Monday I have a date with a sous chef who now lives in LA and works at a Michelin star restaurant (after having done a stint at a three Michelin star restaurant in NY). Real tweezer shit. Chefs have the worst schedule for dating, but maybe that works out for me cos I thrive in life + love when I have ample space to get my shit done (I used to chronically date long distance only). Then in August I’m meeting someone else from NY. That one’s top notch and top secret (and maybe sloppy toppy).
How do I find these people you ask? No I don’t have Raya (Raya feels like it’s probably just full of WeHo influencers with no brain). I’m just.. extremely picky about who I match with now. Sure there are plenty of cute/hot guys (ok not plenty) on the regular apps, but are they smart? Are they successful? Do they live alone? Do they know how to cook and clean (sexist I know)? Do they know how to work wood and fix a car (not sexist)? Do they know how to make this small delicate p*ssy cum? ARE THEY FUCKING HILARIOUS? Likely not.
If you’re just looking to fuck, there are plenty of options. But if you’re like me and actually want something you won’t get bored of in a month and want some actual stimulating conversation, options are limited. But those sweet lil papis do exist if you just let go and let god (ie: if you look hard enough). Trust me, babe, they’re out there.
Damn maybe I should just do a fucking LISTICLE a la Therapy Tips but Dating App Tips.
But ya, I’m excited for everything currently. Life is good life is great life is a fucking popsicle and I’m going to suck it.